Awkward eighteen year old female seeking anyone who:
-doesn’t mind my awkwardness
-will listen to my rants
-won’t get mad when I ignore your calls
-will love my dogs
-loves my self-deprecating humor.
-skilled at foot massages
-good with hedgehogs
-will laugh at my lame jokes
-makes lame jokes
-likes to play with hair
-has their drivers license
If you possess 2 or more of these qualities, for the love of god just marry me already